Ben Affleck
playing Bruce Wayneon Jimmy Fallon.
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
if you like someone, ask them the kinds of questions you know they’d enjoy answering. you get to just sit there and let them be passionate and lit up and soak it in, and they get to talk about something they love. everybody wins. except you’ll probably fall more in love with them like an idiot, what were you even thinking
Drew Barrymore: I tend to do a lot of romantic comedies. I love romantic comedies, but you get a little tired of the old boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl, boy-gets-girl storylines.
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